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The character of Charlie Harper is loosely based on Sheen himself.

I got a rash in my, you know,.

I call it the "Drunken Hulk".

The first man, Harry Grosky, left the family for a younger woman.

Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.

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that's great, but how come you have no problem looking me in the eye after sleeping with my wife's sister, my son's teacher, my divorce lawyer, and my old receptionist? He sunk into a depressed relationship after another failed one.

Alan: You didn't say anything about that.